Completely LOST.

02Feb10

Disappearing islands? Time travel? Cigarette smoke that viciously attacks people? Yeah. I watch it.

Get excited. It’s back. The final season. The end of the road. Where, allegedly, all our questions will finally be answered. It’s been nearly a year, a long one at that, and in that time I’ve had a chance to ponder some of my own burning questions:

Q: Why is Ben so creepy?
A: His weird eyes. They’re big, stick out, and I’m pretty sure he never blinks.

Q: Why did we have to wait so long for the season to start?
A: Let’s face it, the writers wrote themselves into a convoluted hole in the first 5 seasons. So, they needed all that time to go back and watch all the old episodes, and make sure they found a way to answer the ridiculous questions and mysteries they posed in the past, or future, or present (case in point).

Q: Is it just me, or does anyone else think ABC should have combined Grey’s Anatomy with Lost so we could finally see that annoying malnourished tart die (see episode where she froze to death but came back to life)?
A: Almost positive there’s at least one more person out there that’s with me on this.

Q: I hate Locke.
A: Not a question, just an observation. He’s a sketchy bald dude that’s up to no good.

Here we go. 1 Hour recap, 2 Hour episode. It’s going to be a long night.

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